"As you can see, I am NOT happy about this endeavor. I don't want to go to the vet. Sure, she is a very nice lady, but...I still don't want to go!"
"Perhaps Mommy won't find me under here. After all, if I can't see her...she can't see me -- right? Don't tell her where I am."
"Darn, she found me! This is what I think about a trip to the vet!"