Seaborne: "This is me, before the FIRST "atrocaty"! All floofy!
8/4/2007
LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID TO ME! Okay, I know that this cut shows my manly muscles and it does show that I really am a WHITE LION, however...LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID TO ME!!!8/5/2007
I thought that was the worst of it! Boy was I wrong! Shortly after moving here to Maryland, Mommy though that SHE could groom me. She decided that she would/could give me a lion cut.
These are pictures of "the scene of the crime"!
(small children and kittens should not look)
Yes, I DID IT! I bit Mommy! YOU WOULD HAVE TOO!
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT MOMMY DID THIS TO ME???????
ZOEY, THIS IS ME TODAY. I have grown out all my floof! Mommy has PROMISED to never try to groom a kitty again. Actually, she has had her "shaver" taken away! We now have something called a "furminator". It is a wonderful invention. http://www.furminator.com/
Every floofy cat should have one. It was recommended by one of our cat friends! Zoey, Mommy says that she is sending one to YOUR Mommy!
ZOEY, YOU WILL BE FLOOFY AGAIN!!!
8 comments:
I bet she really appreciates your thoughtfulness.
I remember well Deb's "cat groomer" phase, short-lived though it was. Seaborne was (naturally) very self-conscious for a period until the ravaged hair grew back.
Zooey, you will be floofy, look how gorgeous Seaborne's fur is now, not even a hint of that dark period in his life.
ML (Mary Lynn)
pee ess: Hair or no hair, you are still gorgeous, it's just a matter of being in your own comfort zone. And perhaps keeping warm!
::shudder:: we remember those dreadful pictures of your mom's attempt at grooming. 3/5ths of us are medium hair kitties, but we've never had matted furs that needed cutting, except for the occasional dingleberry on a floofy backside. do you get those too? very annoying. anyway, you looked very handsome and lionlike when your cut was professionally done. as much as we love your mom, well...we're glad her shaving days are over!
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Oh no! Seaborne, I am very sorry, but I had to laugh at those pictures of the fur all over everywhere and your "after" look. It was a little bit, er, uneven? I think Zoey will be happy to see how all your furs grew back and you were as good as new again.
Nise of yoo to tell Zoey that her furst would grow back!
Gotta say it's a danged good fing yore Mommy frew that shavin fingy away tho. Yoo mighta hadta bite her arm OFF if she kept doin dat!
Purrrrrrrs,
Sanjee
Zoey has hope!
You bet I would have bit mom if she'd tried anything like that with me! In fact, I think you showed great restraint! ;-)
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