Mommy: "Sam, are you supposed to be on my dining table?"
Sam: "Well, I'm very comfy Mommy!"
"Yes, you do look comfy, but that is not supposed to be where you get comfy!"
"But.....look how comfy I am!"
"Look at my sweet face, can you resist this face?"
Sam, the other white meat!
Sam I am
Dinner I ain't!