Friday, August 14, 2009

Auntie Deb's Screws Are Loose!

Post away, my dear furriends.
We have it in writing an on film that Auntie Deb offishully haf loose screws.
(Note that is plural, i.e., more than one screw.)

So take them gloves off an bring out yours best.
See iffen you can make Auntie Deb an tha hansom Sam I Am groan.
Sam being tha undisputed master of the groaner, will make a grrreat judge.

Mommy ML an I will fink of sumfing later today and post in honor of Charlie Taylor, whom Auntie Deb and Mommy ML rescued together.
We know hims would really appreciate ADLS Day.


pughy said...

Joking apart... Just hoping you will be recovered and in good health too.

Fab idea about Charlie. He was beautiful and will be missed..

Happy Loose screw day.

Hugs GJ xx

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Be well with your loose screws--don't lose them! :)

Katie and Da Katz said...

ummm dids dat noo bear n floofy kitty hids ur scrooze!?!

Deyz is mischifful playful babiez... furgotz ta tells u dat.

Milo and Alfie said...

Question: Why did Aunty Deb act crazy?
Answer:'Cos she had a scre loose!!

Serioulsy tho, we hope she is much better soon and has her loose screws fixed!

Katie and Da Katz said...

oohh weze dont knoh what skrooz is, cuz Mom wont let uz play wif hur head.

Munchie McBelz uf da Speshul Kitty Unit.

The Island Cats said...

We hope Auntie Deb's loose screws get tightened up! Seriously, feel better, Auntie Deb!

Pumpkin said...

Momma fownd a hole bunch of loose screws heer in Hay-why-eee! Maybe thare hers? Purrs sent to Auntie Deb!

The Creek Cats said...

Sending you lots of healing vibes, Auntie Deb!

The Meezers said...

We has lots of loose skrews around our house - we will send them to you!


We loves you Auntie Deb!

The Meezers said...

Hey SUMMER!!!!! Does you know that there's a boycat who has a crush on you? Some "southern gentleman" cat!!!!! - Sammy

Lily said...

Lol LOOSe screws wELL I BE NICE HE HE BUT HAVE A GOOD SCREWS DAY We ar sorry for your and ML's lost of your beautiful Man Cat

Da Fambly Cat-a-blog Kittiez said...

We would ♥ to help you tighten your momma's loose screws but we are busy all day keepin' our own momma's screws tight so the guys in the white coats don't take her away. And, we don't mean the nice ice cream man that goes by everyday in the summer, either☺

Leigh-Ann said...

I was going to write you an email sending my good wishes, and then I stumbled across your blog thanks to Daisy and Harley! I hope you'll have a fast and smooth recovery, and feel much better when all is said and done. Thanks for all you've done to help Ethan and Sweetie Pie, too -- they send their love! (well, Ethan does... Sweetie Pie is iffy about all of us right now :))

Sam , Andy and Mom said...

Auntie Deb, loose screws or not, we LOVE you, and want you to take care of yourself and get well.

We are loving and missing you......

Reese =^..^= said...

Next time, use tacks. Get well soon.

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

There once was a loose skhrew from Nantukhket....

Oh wait, sorry - furgot myself fur a bit!


Angel and Kirby said...

OH,no! we hopes her arms and legs don't fall off! How would she open cans of stinky goodness!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We did a post on you today, Auntie Deb because we love you. And we want you to get well.

And we posted our joke there and a story to make you laugh.

Junior and Orion said...

We don't have any loose screw jokes, but we are sending purrs for you to get well quick!

Daisy said...

Harley will strap on his toolbelt and help if you want! He's good with the tools.

We sure hope you feel better soon!

Anonymous said...

Here is the joke that we wrote just for Auntie Deb!

Question: What did Frankenstein's monster say when he burped?

Answer: Exscrews me.

Heeheehee! Get well soon, friend!

Artsy Catsy said...

Trust me, Auntie Deb, I have LOTS of experience around here with loose screws. Now that I think I'm finally getting my human artist back on her feet sorta, and have lots of practice being Dr. Rocky, maybe I can come over and help you out, too! Get better soon, we all love you!!

Dr. Rocky

Amy said...

Well, I don't know about a screw loose - although going into work when you were told not to is a bit crazy. But as far as I am concerned everyone has a screw loose at one time or another - I embrace the fact that I do!

Get well soon!!

DEBRA said...

Auntie Deb
Loose screws?!
What dee heck?
NO more of loosey screws.
Just get better reellly soon, please.


DEBRA said...

Auntie Deb
Loose screws?!
What dee heck?
NO more of loosey screws.
Just get better reellly soon, please.


Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Bendrix and I posted our screw loose jokes!! I hope they make you laugh. We are purring and purring for you lots.


Zoolatry said...

Dear Auntie Deb...

Like the Meezers, we gots a whole big box of screws here at home. And we've know idea where any of them belong!

Maybe yours are in the box?
Shall we send it to you?
Some are even in pretty colors!
Some are a bit old and rusty (our ZH says those are her screws, cause she is old and rusty...).
Some are long and some are short,
some are thin and some are wide.
There's sure to be

Lots of your friends left comments over at Zoolatry, too, so when you
feel better stop by.

Love from the Zoolatry Girls:
Maggy, Zoey and Ann

Alexi said...

We recommend that Auntie Deb haf a screwdriver for her loose screws. Remember to add milk of magnesia for a Phillips screwdriver.

ML said...

Well, we can't fink of a single loose screw joke right now.
Betcha Sam could fink up a few.
We loves you an wants you to get well, an you's only gonna do that iffen you take care of yours self. OK?
Love and Purrs,

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

The Big Thing has loose screws too! We are allus seein him reach inta a pocket an pull a few out, there are some scattered on his work table (which are fun to knock offa the edge), an he is allus tightening them around the house...

In fact, TBT got so annoyed with his eyeglasses screws comin loose that he finally E poxied them in place!

Eric and Flynn said...

Our mum keeps telling us we have a screw loose, so maybe we can come over and compare screws with you.
We hope the doctor has screwed you back together and you are soon feeling much better again.

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Auntie Deb, since you have screws loose our Momma feels humbled to be in such wonderful company as yourself, because she has them loose in her head ... hee hee! We hope you get to feeling better really, really soon, and we have a joke for you on our bloggy, but don't laugh too hard at all of the fun jokes posted for you so that you make yourself hurt more, okay?
Hugs, purrs and headbutts to you,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

We hope Auntie Deb is feeling better too!!
Mom suddenly wants to read a book...The Turn of the Screw!!!!
We hope your Mom finds her screws. Look what happened to Icabod Crane!!! heeheehee
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

Beau Beau & Angie said...

One screw, two screw, free screw, four, wrap yur paws around dem and lose dem no more! Heee heeheeee! Haf a great day and feel much better.

The Kitty Krew said...

We couldn't come up with any jokes :( but we wanted to say that we hope you feels better really soon and we're sending you our purrrrrrs!!!

If you'd like, Bugsy will loan you his cone/collar for your head, he really is hating to have to wear it for the next week after his surgery. Then it could catch the loose screws that fall out of your head! Ha! (okay, there's our sort of joke...lame...)

Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew and The Mommy

Anonymous said...

Eeeek! Loose screws? Well, hold on tight to 'em cuz you don't want 'em losted like our Lady's marbles.

Derby said...

Auntie Deb I know what drink I should make for you.

One Highball glass, with a few ice cubes.

2 ounces of vodka
5 ounces of orange juice

That gives you a Screwdriver. If your back screws are loose, enough of these might make you tight.

Get better soonest and do try to actually follow dr orders!