Monday, March 28, 2011


I am Sam.
Sam I am.
Furious, livid, fuming, enraged!
What has brought me to this stage?

A very good query from you, my good furiends!
So I will explain how this madness begins:

Our Mommy whom you all know so well,
on Saturday, she let out a yell:

“Sam, Seaborne, you both look so scruffy!
Come in here with me and I will help you look fluffy!
I’ll just comb through your furs and in a very short time,
you both will look and feel mighty fine!”

So, we went to our Mommy, so trusting are we
and she did the most awful thing there could be!
Yes, she did comb our furs and they are very shiny
BUT, she also shaved our BUTTS – yes…I mean our HINEYS!

Have you ever heard of such inhumanity?
I was tempted to use some profanity!
She said something about uSS needing some clipping and cleaning
in that particular area, how embarrassing!

Although, we both do feel much more clean
and our furs do have quite a sheen!
Much as we hate to admit the truth,
this final thought, we will submit to you:

In “hindsight”
Purrhaps Mommy was right!


Sweet Praline said...

I must admit that you look quite handsome!

Angel and Kirby said...

It is embarrassing, but if it makes you feel better, then it is a good thing!

Tatum said...

my poor, poor boys! at least mommy didn't give you lion cuts...i am just not a fan of pompom tails!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh that is so unfair!

The Monkeys said...

It doesn't sound much fun, but you do look very comfortable and handsome as ever!

Kea said...

You both look exceedingly handsome, so well done to your mom...but where are the bare butt pics? MOL!

-Fuzzy Tales

Marg said...

Maybe Mommy was right. You sure do look all nice and clean and fluffy. We just love your color. What a great picture that is of you.Hope all of you have a super week.

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

Oh Sam I am,
Wot a cunning plan
Yoor mommy had ...
She really is bad!

She said yoo were too fluffy,
And that made yoo look scruffy,
The she trimmed and cut
yoor furs (even yoor butt!)

There's a lesson to be learned,
TRUST has to be earned,
And yoor mom has a long way to go,
before yoo will trust her for a single mo!

But wait ~ did yoo say you like the trim?
Even though a naked butt is grim?
Yoo do?
Then it must be true!
With that we can't fight,
yoor mommy was right!

The Meezers or Billy said...

oh dear- both of you can come and snuggle with our the mom!

Admiral Hestorb said...

Um...a poop chute is in order for we longhaired kitties sometimes. You'll be more hang fires dropping to the floor, MOL.

Brian said...

Oh sweet Sam, Sister Sascha loves you however you are!

Sammy, Andy and Shelly said...

MEOWZA, look how handsome you both are!!!!!!!!!!!!

Loved your rhymes are tops!!!!!!!!!

We are purring for your mama this morning.

Love to all of you.

Hannah and Lucy said...

You looks furry smart today with your shorter fur style. Could we ask - does your Mom still have all her fingers?
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Cat said...

What a cutie you are Sam...butt shaving and all :-)

Sammy, Andy and Shelly said...

Surprise, surprise....y'all may be expecting more snow, but our mama has done a Spring theme for you in hopes that Spring will spring there very soon.

We love y'all so very much!!!!!!!!!

Forty Paws said...

She shaved your 'tocks? Oh good heavens to Betsy!

Luf, Us

3 doxies said...

Now sees, if you had short furs likes me then you wouldn't be in dis predictament...hehehe. Howevers, I must say, you do looks awfully purties withs your long furs...very shiny.
Nows, to get over da embarrASSement...drink a beer and call me in da mornin':)


Eric and Flynn said...

::gasp:: You've both got nekkid butts? Oh the shame of it! We have to say you both look nice and floofy though, just don't lift those tails!

Tillie and Georgia said...

While we agree that it is no fun to have your Mom digging around back there,you two do look mighty spiffy and handsome ;) heehee
Purrs Tillie & Georgia

ABBY said...

Oh goodness... Sam I know how you feel, Mom sometimes clips my tail feathers too.
But you sure do look mighty handsome!

>^..^< >^..^< >^..^<

Roy said...

Looking good there for sure. Don't feel so bad about the shave back there. That thing needs airing out once in a while donchaknow? Just sit on it and no one will know the difference.

Just a thought .....