I am Sam.
Sam I am.
Furious, livid, fuming, enraged!
What has brought me to this stage?
A very good query from you, my good furiends!
So I will explain how this madness begins:
Our Mommy whom you all know so well,
on Saturday, she let out a yell:
“Sam, Seaborne, you both look so scruffy!
Come in here with me and I will help you look fluffy!
I’ll just comb through your furs and in a very short time,
you both will look and feel mighty fine!”
So, we went to our Mommy, so trusting are we
and she did the most awful thing there could be!
Yes, she did comb our furs and they are very shiny
BUT, she also shaved our BUTTS – yes…I mean our HINEYS!
Have you ever heard of such inhumanity?
I was tempted to use some profanity!
She said something about uSS needing some clipping and cleaning
in that particular area, how embarrassing!
Although, we both do feel much more clean
and our furs do have quite a sheen!
Much as we hate to admit the truth,
this final thought, we will submit to you:
Purrhaps Mommy was right!