I am Sam.
Sam I am.
Just lying around, as you can see.
Do you think these colors suit me?
This diet that Mommy enforced upon uSS boys
initially had uSS quite annoyed!
But, I think it is working quite well,
because I have lost some weight, can’t you tell?
Don’t you think that I look quite slim?
Keep in mind that my fur needs a trim!
I told Mommy that this pose is not the best way
my loss of weight to display.
However, if you would like to snorgle a tummeh,
feel free to come and snorgle mine today!
Mommy says that my tummeh is soft and furry,
so come on and snorgle, there is no need to hurry!
I will be here all day.
So please come and snorgle away!
Because a good snorgle is something I love,
but remember that there is no need to shove!
Just form a nice queue.
Wow, just look at how fast the queue grew!
I hope that I helped to brighten your day!
And now, for my snorgles, here I must lay!