Sassy: "Mommy asked me to tell our furiends that we will be off the computer until next Tuesday. Mommy is having some back issues (again!) but she will be fine. She just needs to rest. We are planning forming a cat pile on top of her. Please come over and join uSSSSS!
Once she is napping, we can TRASH THE HOUSE! Doesn't that sound like fun! We will provide snacks, drinks and catnip!!!"