Monday, June 6, 2011

MOMMY'S HOME!

Hello my kitties, I'm finally home!
HEY, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO WHILE I'VE BEEN GONE???

The paper towels and toilet tissue have been shredded!
Oh my goodness, I had better check how my bed is!

Okay, who pooped on my pillows!  Tell me right now!
NoOne did it?  Well, does this "NoOne" meow?

Why is my chandelier hanging sideways?
Just look at how it swings and sways!

The stairs look like they have been trampled upon!
Who can explain what happened, huh?

There are empty cans of food everywhere!
Just look at those cans piled up by my chair!

Bags of empty crunchies and treats just strewn
hither and thither, all around the rooms!

Hey, why is there a dog biscuit here?
And I found some empty bottles of beer!

SHRIEK....there is a LEEZARD on my big spoon!
SHRIEK.....there is another one....I'm going to swoon!

Please help me, I think
that I might need a very large drink!

What do you mean that you have Niptinis and beer?
How did you get all of those drinks here?

Hey, are those Voles that I see?
Over there, under the T.V?

I know that a few hundred live with us, but well,
where do the other couple of thousand Voles dwell?

Hmmm......something has been going on,
while I have been gone!

Who is going to help me clean up this mess?
Hey I have a great idea, guess!!

SLOANE IS HOME from her journey to Argentina!
I am sure that she will help me clean up!

I'm glad that you and your furiends had a party!
Just next time, please invite ME!

 



Hmmm.....I see that we need to pick five winners from the party attendees!
I will announce those tomorrow, come back and see!


18 comments:

Angel and Kirby said...

The party was very Fun. Sorry we left with out helping to clean up, but Mom and Dad were due back with the 5 boys!

WE are so glad Slone is back. WE hope she had a interesting time!

Angel Sweet Praline said...

Enjoy your time with Sloane first and then pick up after the house trashing party!

Mom Paula

TK and Squashies said...

We is sorry we missed the partee. We are very sad.
We are glad you are home though, I'm sure the SSSSSs are too!

The Cat From Hell said...

Me is happy that everything is as it should be!!!
BTW if yous sees a catnip banana, Kozmo left his at the pawty. Can me send him over to pick it up?
Kisses
Nellie

zoolatry said...

Welcome home to Mom, and to Sloane!
We trust the "kitties" are all incognito after ALL they did in your absence... t'was quite the party (are they teenagers?).

SAS....Sammy, Andy and Shelly said...

hehehehehe....the price for leaving your darlins' for a couple of weeks!!!!!!!

we love y'all.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Ah what a great thrashing that was!

Marg said...

That was a good party obviously if it is still a mess. Glad Sloane is home visiting. Hope you and ML had a good time even with all the doctor appointments. Also, hope the back gets better. Sending lots of purrs.

Brian said...

That was a trashing good time! I am sure glad everyone is back where they are supposed to be!

Bengal Business said...

The Pawty was great! Sorry for the mess!

xoxo Lars and james

CCL Wendy said...

Wow! I guess the mess means a great time was had by all who attended.

You're such a great Mom NOT to be upset about it. Not efurry cat Mom would be so understanding.

By the way, Seaborne is on the LOLSpot, today.

Katnip Lounge said...

Deb, I have a LOT of Cats with very smug faces...there may be a few guilty parties here...
Mommy Trish

Eric and Flynn said...

We don't know anything about any mess, no not us. But it was fun though hehe! We are glad you have Sloane back home again.

Sparkle said...

MOL, just can't leave the kitties to themselves, can you?

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

Welcome back! This was ADORABLE!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh wow, wait til she sees what's unner da couch...hehehe
Oh, um, nothing mom...shhhh don't tell her we was der or our mom might make us help clean up.

MISS PEACH ~(^.^)~ said...

Ah sweet Auntie deb...you is home again! Your baby girl is home again too! YEAH YEAH YEAH!!! Don't worry about the mess...I will help you clean it up. Some of those kitties did not behave very well...I tried to get them to stop, but they would not listen to an old kitty like me...so sorry.
We called you back on the talking boxy thing last week but it was sleeping...sort of like mommy was when you called. She is bad that way...
We love you lots...please never forget that!!!
Your adoring Peachy

Mr Puddy said...

It was pawsome party !!!
and Welcome back to mom