Sunday, June 12, 2011

Speed Bump or Death Trap

Mommy:  "Okay, this is what happens when I come down the stairs, one, two or five of my loving catSSSSS will be on a step and WILL NOT MOVE!  Aptly illustrated by Sam below:

 Now, I ask you:  Are they attempting to slow me down or is this just a clever ploy so that they can trip me and still have plausible deniability?"
Sam I am.
I am Sam.
I'm not saying, no siree!
I'm just taking a break, don't you see?


Eric and Flynn said...

Our mum says she is glad we don't have stairs because if she came down without her glasses on, she would never know there was a kitty there. Definitely a death trap!

Katnip Lounge said...

Well, our Mommy feeds us so we wouldn't want her dedded, we voted speed bump!

Angel and Kirby said...

We think you are just making sure your Mom does not get to fast going down!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

But stairs are so comfortable!

Princess Jasmine said...

I like to sit on the stairs because I know before long a hooman will come up or down and will stop and make a fuss of me hee he :)xx

Sparkle said...

Sam looks so nice there, I can't blame him for using the step as a resting place! The steps here get some nice sun puddles sometimes, so we like ours too - it's not my fault that sun puddles go there!

ABBY said...

We think you are one gorgeous speed bump!


Brian said...

Great job Sam! Sister Sascha sends you purrs and head butts!

5puggums2mamasanddadandhiscat said...

Auntie Deb!
Us puggums do the same thing as your CatSSSSS. No wonder you love us so!!
Much luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums
George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, and Mimi

The Cat From Hell said...

Whn me lived in a house with stairs, me loved to walk between legs on the stairs! Mommy called me a "Death Trap"

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

Yoo are Sam,
Sam I am,
Yoor mommy shouldn't raise a hair,
when yoo linger on the stair,
Doesn't she know?
Doesn't she care?
Yoor sole purpuse is to protect her!
You sit there in case she slips,
or stumbles, falls or merely trips.
You'd then be ready, on the spot,
Whether she needed yoor help or not!
That's what loving kitties do ..
An' it's hard when yoor mommy doesn't appreciate yoo!

Love Milo xx

Hannah and Lucy said...

Mum's just pleased we don't have stairs because she knows we would be tripping her up
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

SAS....Sammy, Andy and Shelly said...

Sweet Sam, we know you would never do your mama harm, so we know you are just a speed bump!!!!!!!!

We send our love to y'all.

Marg said...

Hi there Sam. You are just gorgeous. We sure hope you are just a speed bump. I know all the kitties here get under my feet and they are a bunch of speed bumps. Sure hope Mom doesn't fall over you. Hope you have a great week.

The Island Cats said...

Sam I Am looks like he's plotting something...heehee...

Angel Sweet Praline said...

I don't even have stairs in my house and used to trip over Praline!

I sent you a link to some adorable videos today!!!

Mom Paula

ML said...

What a gorgeous little speedbump.