Wednesday, September 28, 2011

WRATHFUL WEDNESDAY

I am Sam.
Sam I am.
MAD, FURIOUS, FIT TO BE TIED!!
Just look at what Mommy took off my hide:
Can you believe that?
Well, this is one mad cat!
She gave me a Mohawk in reverse!
But wait, it gets worse!

She also shaved my hiney!
That's right, my keister, my tooshie, my fanny!
What made her do this terrible assault?
Can you believe it, she said it was MY fault!
  
So matted and tangled were the furs on my back that
no comb was working on this particular cat.
Which is very unusual, because I am usually so careful
to do all my grooming like a Mancat should!

So out came the shaver
and I couldn't have been braver!
I sat very stoic
as she gave me a reverse Mohawk!

Now most kitties would quiver
and all would certainly shiver...
at the sight of Mommy holding a shaver!
I repeat for the record:  I couldn't have been braver.

Mommy says that she thinks that I, gallantly,
used all of my cleaning spit on Seaborne's furs...that could be.
I do admit to giving him some help
cause it is hard to actually clean your back yourself!

Think about it....how can you possibly reach
your back to clean?  Pray tell, I beseech!
You move this way and that way, both frontward and backward...
That is a yoga position I haven't yet mastered!

So, here is the point of this tale that I have told:
My furs better grown back soon or I will be cold! AND...
 Mommy had better watch her pillow
for I have a "gift" that I would like to bestow!

Mommy:  Sam was so brave.....screaming like a baby the whole time....oh yes.....so brave. What the heck is on my pillow?  SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!



13 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh that looks like it was horrible! I am glad it is over.

Sparkle said...

Sam, that must have been torture! Maybe next time, you should have Seaborne groom YOUR back!

Princess Jasmine said...

Wow Sam, look at all that fluffies. We hope it soon growns back for you :)xx

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

I bet you're rockin' that new look Sam!

Ginger Jasper said...

Sam I know just how you feel because they have been at me.Mine is off my tummy though as I wont let them brush there so off it came.. We should strike I think my friend.. Hugs GJ xx

Random Felines said...

Poor Sam....we know the fluff will grow back (did she take any naked pictures...moms like to do that)

Jenna and Sissy said...

Our mommy wondered where the "after" picture was. You should be proud that you were so brave!

Stacy Hurt said...

Oh Sam! Glad you were able to work up enough wrath in your shaved state to leave her a gift!

xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan

Daisy said...

Poor Sam! You sure are brave. I hope the furs on your butt grow back soon!

The Island Cats said...

Holy canoli, Sam!!

Angel and Kirby said...

Poor Sam! We wanted to get mac shaved but have decided against it because we do not want to stress him

ML said...

O, poor Sam.
All that furr came off of you?
You must be bald!
Hope you gotted some really good treats.
You can come live wif us iffen you like. We won't ever ever clip you, promise.
Love & Purrs,
KC

Forty Paws said...

Oh my dawgs! Your Mom got the shaver out? And she gave you a reverse Mohawk? Leave many messes on her pillow!!!!!!!

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