Monday, April 7, 2008


Seaborne: "These pictures may scare small children/furries! Please try not to laugh too hard! I've had a very traumatic experience! I went to the VET to have my teeth cleaned and woke up looking like THIS:
Can you believe it? They shaved me cause since Mommy had been gone I hadn't been groomed and my furs were matted. But really....did they have to shave ALL MY FURS???Mommy....stop taking those pictures! I am not happy with you!
I'm staying by the fire to keep warm. Merlin and Dragonheart gave me tips on how to stay warm. I'm an honorary Sphynx.....well that is a good thing....I'll cling to that!Mommy...I'm giving you my grumpy look!
Now I am praying for my furs to grow back! I'm cold!
Listen woman...I'm lying by the fire to keep warm; I'm nekkid; I'm not happy with you!
Oh I'm just going to sleep!

I'll dream about my furs!

Hey, I woke up and realized: I know where YOU sleep...

and...I know where your shaving stuff you had better watch out!

Oh, I just can't take it....I'm leaving....Okay, seriously....I'm trying to hide here!
I'm invisible...invisible....

The Big Guy says that I look very preppy.
I think the stripes make me look lean and sleek!

I'm very warm!
Mommy thinks I look hot. Well, I am much warmer. I like this sweater!!!
One concern....does it make my butt look big?


Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Seaborne, we are sorry to hear that your fur was so matted you needed to have it shaved, but we think you make a great honourary Sphynx! Your skin has such a cool pattern on it! :) You look very handsome in your sweater - we are glad it keeps your warm! We are also glad your mom is keeping the fireplace on so you can stay warm. We don't have a fireplace, but we do have fast Sphynx metabolisms that help keep us warm.

Just remember: Bald is Beautiful! :)

Tybalt said...

Poor Seaborne! I can see how you would be traumatized, waking up with all of your floof gone like that! At least you have the warm fire to sleep next to . . . and that ultra stylish sweater!

HotMBC said...

It's gotta be ruff to go to nap fluffy and wakes up not fluffy, but you look very handsum in yore sweater Seaborne! It was furry nise of the big guy to get yoo that gorgeous sweater!
Sanjee and the resta the Hotties

The Meezers said...

oh no Seaborne! you does look handsome in your sweater though.

Cats~Goats~Quotes said...

You look so handsome in your sweater.
It looks warm.
My furs are easy to get matted, too.
Congratulations on being an honorary Sphynx!

~ Timothy

Parker said...

Oh dear Seaborne! What a thing to wake up too. A little warning would have been good!
You look lovely in your sweater and quite mancatly!
It's good being an honorary Sphynx - you are in good company!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh I am sorry you were shaved. Momma keeps threatening that with me cause I shed so very much.

ML said...

KC said...
O, Seaborne, what a surprise.
Missy had her butt shaved, but she still had lotsa furs lefted.
You look furry handsome an mancatly in yours pretty sweater. It really shows off your furry handsome face.
How nice of tha Big Guy to seach and search till hims finded jus tha right sweater; he went to three different stores, you know, to get just the right one for you.
You keep that sweater on -- your furrs will grow out soon, hopefully in time fur winter.
An yous are in furry good company being an honorary Sphynx.
Love & Purrs, KC

Adan*Michico said...

Oah My!!!!
You are really totally naked!!!
And wearing snow boot!!!

Poor dear,
I hope you will feel cooler at summer time!!!

DEBRA said...


YOU Look furry hot in that sweater. we think you need to wear more of them, you got something going on! We're sorry you lost all your furrs but you still look great...


DEBRA said...


YOU Look furry hot in that sweater. we think you need to wear more of them, you got something going on! We're sorry you lost all your furrs but you still look great...


Riley & Tiki said...

We think you look very cute in your new sweater!

Riley & Tiki said...

We think you look very cute in your new sweater!

Daisy said...

Seaborne, I saw you NEKKID! ::blushes::

I think your special sweater is very fashionable! I hope it keeps you warm and cozy until your furs grow back.

Anonymous said...

Deer Seaborne...i kNow How U Fel...mi momie has taked me to that special place four a visitt and i cam hom nekked before. Good news is that fer groes fast.
Love, Cousin Rocky

Catzee said...

Oh! Oh! Oh! They stole yur furs! Didja put the bitey on 'em? But ya look good in yur new sweater.

Babs (Beetle) said...

I think you look very cute in your new sweater Seaborne. Your fur will soon grow back and be all new and fluffy.

Mickey said...

Shaved?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh noes!!!!
You might want to talk yo Zoey(Zoolatry) ans she was shaved too!!!
You do look spiffy in your sweater though!!! Yup, you are a fine lookin Mancat!!!
Purrs Mickey

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Wow, yoo look like a lion! We love da swetter, yoo look particularly handsome in it.

MoMo said...

Oh noes!!!! Poor Seaborne!!! However, you do look very stylish in your jumper though. Keep warm buddy!

I hope SS would NEVER take it into her head to shave me. Yes, I get matts, but she cuts them out and my other fur would cover the bald patch.

Zoey over at the Zoolatry had the same indignity heaped on her and her sister Maggy hissed at her when she came home. Did your siblings behave OK when you first got back?

Deana said...

This was just pitiful, at least the sweater makes you look warm again. Poor baby, and a kitty is so vain it depresses you to be shaved. And no, your bootie isn't too big.

Ana said...

Poor Seaborne! You really look sad. But your wonderful fur will hopefully grow soon and meanwhile take that lovely sweater, it's tres chic!