Spats: "Hi, you are probably wondering why I'm lying in this position. Well, Mommy has a pinched nerve in her back and she is supposed to be on bed rest. Ha! Anyone who knows my Mommy will understand my frustration. The Woman just won't cooperate! So, I'm lying on her to keep her immobile!"
"What do you mean you are going to get up!"
"I need reinforcements! Quick!!!
"Good job Seaborne, you help sit on her! Those red eyes will scare her into being good!"
"Sassy, you sleep down on her feetsies! You look so cute that she won't want to wake you up!"
"I'm showing Sam just where to lie!"
IT IS HARD TO KEEP A GOOD MOMMY DOWN!