Sam: "You are not going to believe what happened to me yesterday!"
But, Sam...Seaborne was with you.
"Anyway, Seaborne and I had to go to the V-E-T. Seaborne has a minor eye infection, so he got some drops for his eyes. Back to ME...
But, Sam...tell everyone that Seaborne is going to be fine.
"Yeah, fine. Anyway...I had such a traumatic experience. You are not going to believe what happened!"
But, Sam...it really wasn't that bad.
"I'll be the judge of that! I'm the one who suffered! I had to get a SHOT! And...."
But, Sam...it was a rabies shot and you have to have them every three years.
"Whatever, I was a mancat and got my shot without a problem. However what followed..."
"Stop interrupting me! I WAS SHAVED!!! THAT'S RIGHT....SHAVED! AHHHH...THE TRAUMA!"
But, Sam....don't you think you are being a little dramatic?
"NO....I'M NEKKID! I CAN'T STAND IT! I WANT MY FURS BACK!!! THE VET STOLE MY FURS!!!!! N-E-K-K-I-D!!!"
"She shaved MA BUTTE!!!!! AHHHHHHHH the degradation of it! The humiliation! I'm bald!"
But, Sam...she shaved a little spot on your left hip that was matted.