Sassy: "Mommy, I have no idea what you are talking about!"
Mommy: "Sassy, you know EXACTLY what I am talking about. Tell everyone!"
Sassy: "Hmm....I'm trying to remember!"
Mommy: "Sassy....you need to confess!"
Sassy: "I think I'm getting a headache."
Mommy: "Sassy, you don't have a headache! You just don't want to tell everyone what you did to me! Come on....spill!"
Sassy: "No....I won't!"
Sassy: "Oh, okay...here is what happened! Mommy was lying in bed reading. All five of uSSSSS were with her. It was very nice! Then, it was bedtime. Seaborne, Sam, Summer and Spats went into our bedroom. But, Mommy couldn't find ME!"
Mommy: "Sassy, The Big Guy, Tatum and I searched for over an HOUR! We looked everywhere! We even looked in rooms that were closed before you disappeared!"
Sassy: "Well, that was silly! How could I open the door?"
Mommy: "You are Sassy....that is how! We COULD NOT find you! I was so upset! Tatum was upset! The Big Guy was upset! We looked everywhere! I even went outside to look, even though there was no way you could have gotten out!"
Sassy: "Umm...I thought we were playing Hide-and-Seek?"
Mommy: "I don't think so! You didn't answer me when I called. You ALWAYS answer me! You always talk....all the time! Why didn't you answer me?"
Sassy: "I was sleeping?"
Mommy: "When I FINALLY found you, curled up as small as possible, in a corner of my bedroom with your eyes WIDE OPEN!"
Mommy: "What court? Sassy, tell everyone what punishment you got!"Sassy: "The Big Guy hugged me! Then Tatum hugged and kissed me! Then Mommy hugged, kissed and held me and told me how much she loved me! Mommy said that I almost gave her a heart attack! She said that I should do that again.
Now look at this face! Do you think I should have punished so severely?"